January 2012
17 posts
i remember standing in the dollar store in the mall with my dad when i was 9. closing time by semisonic was on and I was singing along and my dad asked me if I knew what the words meant and I said yes of course. that’s the first lie i remember telling
npluspersonals:
Petite, well-educated, 22-year-old artist in her final year of college. Interested in french existentialism, painting, documentary films, long-form journalism, literary magazines, and public radio. Seeking slightly older man, between the ages of twenty three and twenty seven, to share in her love of the intellectual and literary. I enjoy a well-dressed gentleman in a button-up...
Anonymous asked: May I see your armpit?
probably an iron deficiency
never google why you feel a little light headed lately because you’ll find out that you’re pregnant and have internal bleeding
Anonymous asked: I had a dream about you - in it we walked around, hung out on my bed, got chased by a junkyard dog and more. I like you.
when will tumblr make favorites searchable? there’s been so many times i’ve been sitting on the porch talking about how much i hate libertarians or some other tumblr buzz topic (lol god bless my poor friends) and i’ll remember something hilarious or spot-on someone said, and all i wanna do is be able to call it up on tumblr! come onnnn
Watchjust kidding, they’re homemade fireworks
im excited for everyone on mdma to give me compliments ^____^
um do people like the cranberries
nothing arouses more self-consciousness than having to make a stupid freaking playlist for a stupid freaking NYE party
December 2011
51 posts
Watch
person across from me on flight is reading atlas shrugged, fervently underlining. he’s wearing a performance fleece vest in olive drab and has a carbon fiber android case. cant take pic unfortunately. but thought I’d let the tumblr community know what we’re up against
oH and his bookmark is an emtpy crest white strips packet
"I'll shove one up her fucking asshole, a donut...
- my mom on the phone right now
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jaredboger replied to your post: not against expressing yourself, just against teens
i feel good about teens expressing things because i feel very uncomfortable
haha totally. reading some of these old posts i’m like, yeah y’know i still kinda feel this way or think this thing is cool… but it’s just different! self-editors and bullshit detectors evolve in all(…well)...
not against expressing yourself, just against...
never go back too far into your tumblr archive. you will cringe so hard that your face will be stuck that way forever. people will think you don’t like them when really the problem is that you reblogged a ton of really shitty art and a quote by sylvia plath in 2008.
unless you were always cool in which case fuck you
(pictured: me making an art of oranges in 2006)
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Edith Zimmerman: My Top 6 Longreads of 2011
longreads:
Edith Zimmerman is a writer and co-editor of The Hairpin.
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“All the Single Ladies,” Kate Bolick, The Atlantic
Kate’s story on the current state of marriage, and men, and women, is sad and happy and fascinating, and just generally makes me want to give her a high-five and roll cigarettes with her, even though neither of us smoke.
“Ask an Abortion Provider,” Dolores P., The...
i'm not a woman
i’m an interlocutor
forgive me father for i have sinned
i bought a sweater at ann taylor last night
the color?
roasted macadamia
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